Why Indecision 2008 Endorsed Alan Keyes for President

• This week Indecision 2008 announced it would endorse Republican Alan
  Keyes for President because.....
  
  

  Barack Obama lacks experience and has shown us time and again that he is utterly incapable of answering a telephone after 2:30 or so a.m. Also, he's friends with a guy who says mean things about America sometimes, and we don't like that.
  
  Hillary Clinton has outed herself as a liar -- and not just any kind of liar, but one who isn't smart enough to not lie about things that television crews have caught on videotape. And we think her husband is kind of a douche these days.
  
  And John McCain is old and he has a weird unsightly growth on the side of his face. What the hell is up with that thing? It's weird.

• Keyes is expected to announce that he is leaving the Republican Party on
  tax day, April 15th to join the Constitution Party.
• According to their website the "Seven Principles of the Constitution
  Party" are:
  
  1. Life: For all human beings, from conception to natural death;
  2. Liberty: Freedom of conscience and actions for the self-governed individual;
  3. Family: One husband and one wife with their children as divinely instituted;
  4. Property: Each individual's right to own and steward personal property without government burden;
  5. Constitution: and Bill of Rights interpreted according to the actual intent of the Founding Fathers;
  6. States' Rights: Everything not specifically delegated by the Constitution to the federal government is reserved for the state and local jurisdictions;
  7. American Sovereignty: American government committed to the protection of the borders, trade, and common defense of Americans, and not entangled in foreign alliances.
  
  Sources:
  http://thirdpartywatch.com/2008/03/27/alan-keyes-to-join-the-constitutio
  n-party-on-tax-day/
  http://www.constitutionparty.com/
  http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/04/01/inkeyescision-2008-officially-
  endorses-alan-keyes-for-president/